Even Warren Sapp Is Talking Trash About Alvin Greene
By now you might have heard of Alvin Greene, the out-of-nowhere Senate candidate from South Carolina who stunned just about everyone by winning the state’s Democratic Senate primary despite being...
View ArticleThis Chad Ochocinco Tweet Won’t Inspire Much Confidence In Dez Bryant’s Attitude
You’ve heard about how Dez Bryant isn’t a real big fan of rookie “traditions” like carrying veteran players’ shoulder pads off the practice field. But what might some other players think of it? Well,...
View ArticleThe Tampa Bay Buccaneers Could Have Been The Tampa Bay Crackers. Really.
The Tampa Bay Buccaneers, despite being a doormat for much of their franchise history, do have a pretty cool name. Really, most things get ratcheted up a coolness level when pirates are involved. It...
View ArticleWhoever Thought Of This NFL Network Segment Was Clearly High
In one of the more surreal pregame segments you’ll ever see, the analysts at the NFL Network made like stoned teenagers and inhaled helium after making their picks for today’s slate of conference...
View ArticleVIDEO: Rich Eisen’s Personal-Best 40-Yard Dash, As Shot By Warren Sapp
It’s a time-honored tradition at the NFL’s scouting combine, as much as insane feats of strength or controversies over interview questions. We speak, of course, of NFL Network host Rich Eisen’s 40-yard...
View ArticleWarren Sapp, On College: “A Lot Of Us Majored In Eligibility”
On Thursday’s Dan Patrick Show, retired NFL star Warren Sapp downplayed the idea New England receiver Chad Ochocinco was “cramming” before the Patriots’ first game, saying studying was not a priority...
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Which Announcer Do NFL Players Hate More Than Any Other? This One!
Because they want to make everyone feel bad about themselves, Sports Illustrated has conducted a poll of NFL players in which they’re asked to name their least favorite commentators. I find Cris...
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Warren Sapp Is Probably Done At The NFL Network
It’s been a rough run for Warren Sapp lately. First, he told the world that former Saints tight end Jeremy Shockey was the person who initially leaked news of the Saints’ bounty program to the NFL,...
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Warren Sapp Is Prepared For Jeremy Shockey To Sue Him
When Warren Sapp came out and said Jeremy Shockey was the one who blew the whistle on the Saints’ bounty system, both Shockey himself and NFL commissioner Roger Goodell said he was wrong. So that...
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Today’s As Good A Day As Any For Warren Sapp To Piss Off Some People At ESPN
Warren Sapp’s playing career may be over, but his career smack-talking is just reaching its prime. In Sapp Attack (nice name), Warren chronicles his NFL career from start to finish, finding time to...
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Warren Sapp And A Radio Host Get Into A Discussion About Black Guys Being...
Warren Sapp, the former NFL all-pro defensive lineman and TV personality with the XXL personality, has written a book. Ol’ Warren is pushing Sapp Attack: My Story pretty hard, with numerous book store...
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Bill Belichick Had A Party In His Pants For Warren Sapp At The 1995 Combine
There will never be enough fodder for us to talk about from the Warren Sapp book tour, so in the interest of keeping all you Sapp-o-philes in the know, here’s another bit that might excite you — much...
View ArticleWarren Sapp Doesn’t Know His Mic Is On, Drops A Few Whispered F-Bombs On The...
Warren Sapp, a live mic, and the NFL Network walk into a bar. The bartender says, “What’ll it be?” Warren Sapp whispers, “…the fucking Bill Belichick fucking angle,” which I believe is an industry...
View ArticleWarren Sapp Now Second Pro-Turned-Analyst To Be Popped For Soliciting...
First Greg Anthony, now Warren Sapp. Congrats guys, prostitution is still illegal in most countries on Earth. Nice try. Next time you’re traveling for work, pack a prostitute instead of ordering one to...
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This Warren Sapp/Left Shark Mugshot Mashup Is Priceless (But Not To Roger...
Erik Malinowski (@erikmal) wins the Camp Northstar Twitter Hilarity Badge for exemplary work in keeping us entertained on a Monday. Wins the Internet. Drops mic, walks off stage. :(...
View ArticleWarren Sapp Fired By NFL Network: Just Released Without Bail
Warren Sapp was nearly fired by the NFL Network last summer over a report he did on the New Orleans Saints’ bounty scandal. So when he allegedly assaulted a pair of prostitutes following the Super Bowl...
View ArticleBesides Warren Sapp, 570 Other Men Soliciting Prostitutes Were Arrested In A...
Warren Sapp was likely the most famous person to be arrested over Super Bowl weekend for soliciting prostitutes, but he definitely wasn’t the only one. The (now-former) NFL Network analyst and Hall of...
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Bud Light Pulls Warren Sapp Bud Light Pirate Commercial After Arrest, Memes...
After getting busted by an undercover prostitution sting at his Phoenix hotel after the Super Bowl, Warren Sapp has consequently lost his job with the NFL Network and his role as Bud Light’s jolly...
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Cops: Warren Sapp Paid Strippers $600 For Sex, Leading To Altercation And Arrest
Details of the hooker adventure that got Warren Sapp arrested at the Super Bowl and eventually fired from his gig as an analyst at NFL Network is starting to come into focus, whether you want them to...
View ArticleWarren Sapp Details How He Has Sex With Prostitutes: I’m Silly Like That
How a police interrogation video from a prostitution sting involving a celebrity gets out onto the internet is beyond us. In it, Warren Sapp emphatically complains to investigators about not getting...
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